Today there’s a lot of chatter about mobile phone footage which shows former ASDA employee Adeel Ayub alleviating his boredom by setting off a fire extinguisher, urinating in bins, playing ‘food football’ and infamously unwrapping a fresh chicken insert a forefinger into it before licking the raw meat and wrapping it back up.

That’s not the half of it – my wife used to work for a competitor on the butcher’s counter and can relate a fair few stories; like the bollocking she got for throwing away sausages she dropped on the floor – according to her manager she should have waited until all the customers who had seen her drop the sausages had left and then put them back on sale – lovely; needless to say I don’t shop at that supermarket anymore.