We’ll Limit our Pay to £1 Million

Goldman’s Sachs’ 100 UK-based partners are capping their pay and bonuses for 2009 at £1m each.

For many of them, this represents a significant sacrifice. I am told that in aggregate they are giving up pay worth several hundred million pounds.

They are doing it, according to one executive, because they wanted to be seen to be exercising the restraint on remuneration which the Chancellor of the Exchequer has urged on all bankers. Robert Peston, The BBC.

Most of us won’t earn a million in our lifetime – and how much do they normally earn? And come to that what’s going to happen to that money? I wouldn’t be surprised to find out they’ve saving it for 2010’s pay.

That said, many executives ranked below partner will be earning much more than £1m each. Goldman did not feel it could insist they take a pay cut, because that might have damaged its ability to recruit and retain more able bankers. Robert Peston, The BBC.

So most of the greedy bastards will still be stashing away millions of pounds.

Quotes of the Week That Was January 18, 2010

Instead of demoralising teachers with his ill-informed comments about what makes a good teacher, Cameron should commit himself to putting proper money and time into training the existing teachers in the system. Instead of paying for the training of a “brazen elite” of graduates, he should improve the wages of all teachers so that we are all treated like an “elite”. His current policy, if implemented, won’t improve the standards of teaching, and will instead further dishearten an already deflated profession. Francis Gilbert, The Guardian.

How did it come to this? I’ve just been called an anarchist in a live radio interview by a woman who works for a company that head-hunts financial high flyers. Why? Was I suggesting that we should abolish all forms of centralised authority? Was I calling for the overthrow of the capitalist system? What exactly had I done to suggest to her that I wanted to tear apart the very fabric of society?

I had told her that I am withholding my tax until the chancellor of the exchequer acts to curb the bonus payments to investment bankers at RBS. “What if everybody did that?” she cried. “We’d have anarchy!”

There isn’t much chance of everybody doing that, given that most people’s tax is taken directly from their wages via PAYE. However, some of us will have recently received a reminder to pay our tax online by the end of the month. I came across mine the day after seeing RBS executive director Stephen Hester smirk as he told a commons select committee that, rather than explain to the public that he was about to pay his staff an estimated £1.5bn in bonuses next month, he’d avoid the ensuing rancour by sloping off on holiday for a long while.

Never mind that RBS posted the worst corporate losses in British financial history last year. He’s had his empty coffers replenished with taxpayers’ money and now he’s going to fill his boots. Watching Hester’s “let them eat cake” moment on TV, I felt both outraged and at the same time powerless.

Outraged because we’d spent the week being softened up for painful public service cuts by both the government and opposition and powerless because I knew that neither party has the will to do anything about excessive bonus culture.

Googling RBS, I found that, as part of the loan they took from the government, the chancellor has the right to veto the bank’s bonus payments. That loan made us all shareholders in RBS. By rights, that veto belongs to us. So I wrote to Alistair Darling telling him that I would be withholding my taxes on 31 January unless he used our veto to limit the RBS bonuses.

What if everybody did this? Perhaps some form of anarchy would ensue. But if we are going to bring “what ifs” into the debate, then what if we lived in a society that heaped financial rewards on teachers and nurses and soldiers rather than bankers? What if we had a financial system that encouraged fairness rather than greed? Too utopian for you? Well how about this: what if we had a political party capable of winning power at the next election? Billy Bragg, The Guardian.

Satan’s terms and conditions must have got worse in recent times. America’s most prominent TV evangelist, Pat Robertson, announced that the Haiti earthquake was a result of a “pact with the Devil”, made when they overthrew slavery 200 years ago. But in the old days a pact with the Devil brought you a life of fame and riches and earthly pleasures. Now you get a few years of life in the world’s poorest country and then buried under a pile of rubble.

Maybe someone should consult an expert on theology, but I’d say there’s a chance that if the Devil’s still doing pacts, there’ll be something way off the Richter scale soon passing right under Wall Street. Mark Steele.

Steven Major, HSBC’s global strategist on sovereign debt, believes the rating agencies and the markets are systematically under-valuing Britain’s debt.

“The chances of Britain defaulting are zero. Yet the only thing a rating measures is that chance. There will not be a downgrade,” he says.

He believes the methodologies of the agencies are open to question. Above all with Britain, he believes, a “true sovereign” country can tax, print money or devalue its currency to avoid default.

While this poses risks to some investors, above all the roughly 36% of UK gilt holders who are based abroad, it is not the same risk as that measured by the agencies. Paul Mason, The BBC.

‘Is it fair that a wife abandoned by her husband loses her marriage bonus, while he takes it with him to marry for the second or third time?” I asked David Cameron at a press ­conference last week. ­Uncharacteristically he ­muttered rather crossly that the “details” had yet to be worked out. PollyToynbee, The Guardian.

The move, of course, places a major question on Gordon Brown’s table. By comparison the Banking Bill going through parliament is not so far-reaching. But you’ve got now Mervyn King and potentially Adair Turner pushing at the edges for a more decisive solution to the “too big to fail” problem. And the Conservatives and Libdems. Plus serious, non-ideological voices in the economics community, like former IMF man Simon Johnson.

Wierdly, after 18 months of the most minimal and timorous reform moves, we now not only have a bonus tax here, a levy in America, but suddenly the philosophical outline of a Glass-Steagall type solution coming out of Washington and the Tobin Tax on the table in Europe

And none of it was pushed by activist groups or mass demonstrations: it’s arisen out of the simple realisation that the capital cushion idea is not going to stop another boom-bust cycle on its own; and that cycle has already begun; and if another bust happens there is no ammo left in the clip. And that populations and electorates are going to be, mad as hell and are probably not going to take it anymore.

In the face of this the state, and politicians have quite simply decided that the banks will have to be restructured and finance made to pay for the risk free business environment it enjoys. The main political debate now will be about how you make this happen. Paul Mason, The BBC.

New Boiler?

The governments offering us £400 towards a new boiler but the question is should we?

Homeowners considering signing up to the government’s £400 boiler scrappage grant have been warned it could prove “financial madness” by Britain’s best-known plumber, who also says many modern condensing boilers simply aren’t up to the job.

Charlie Mullins, managing director of Pimlico Plumbers, says most people would be far better off avoiding the scheme if it involves ripping out an inefficient, but functioning boiler. He warns that new models can be problematic, expensive to repair and often don’t last. Source: Miles Brignall, The Guardian.

Which confirms my suspicion that any savings in fuel costs will be more than offset by repair costs? I think I’ll stick to our boiler that’s required one repair in the 10-years we’ve lived here – goodness knows how old it is.

Guardian Reader’s are Bigoted Sexists Too

You’d expect The Guardian’s readers to be more enlightened that most other newspapers, just how wrong you can be these letters where published in Fridays paper in response to Julie Bindel’s article Why men use prostitutes.

All men pay for sex, the only difference, the only difference is whether the payment is direct or indirect. Your article deals with direct payment – equivalent to rent, whereas marriage is more like a mortgage. Just think how many wives give hubby “a bit” to obtain holidays, outfits, gifts, etc. Most women have a touch of the prostitute about them. Unpalatable but true. Jim.

How would you prevent prostitution? I doubt you could, and why would you want to? Why not legalise and regulate it? That would be a far more effective way to prevent participants from being exploited than driving the industry deeper underground. And although most men would prefer their sexuality fulfilled in the context of a relationship, the reality is that many relationships don’t fulfil either partner’s sexual needs. One might conclude that a good prostitute is by far the cheapest way to sexual fulfilment, compared to marriage. Peter.

I see little difference between spending hundreds wining and dining a woman for sex, and paying a prostitute, the transaction is very clear, Anonymous.

If a man wishes to get laid he has three options – paying her, persuading her, forcing her. The last is clearly unacceptable. But which is better – persuade a woman to sleep with you, telling her whatever it takes, then send her home disillusioned – or pay her, with no deceit involved? Anonymous.

I pay for sex for the simple reason that women have rejected me all my life. Find me a woman who does not reject me and I will immediately desist from this behaviour that I do not necessarily entirely want to engage in. Anonymous.

You know I avoid papers like the Daily Mail so I don’t have to read such rubbish – how many Guardian readers support these views? Was the papers postbag bursting with letters expressing these views or has the editor published these letters to provoke a reaction? I wonder how many men hold these disgusting views – it would appear too many.

No Oil – Then Your Dead

Rachel and Paul Chandler

Rachel and Paul Chandler

Paul Chandler from Tunbridge Wells, Kent, who was seized with his wife Rachel when armed Somali pirates boarded their yacht, the Lynn Rival, in the early hours of 23 October, said he believed they could be killed in “three or four days”. David Batty, The Guardian.

The Somali pirates are demanding a £2m ransom for the release of Paul and Rachel – as they are not the crew of a ship containing an expensive cargo there’s little chance of anyone paying their ransom. This is what happens when wealthy oil companies and the like keep paying ransoms – it encourages more pirates – as these companies believe paying ransoms is the best course of action then they should dip into their pockets an pay Paul and Rachel’s ransom – it’s their actions that have encouraged the lawlessness that’s infesting the seas around Somalia – and perhaps instead of paying millions in ransom they might divert their millions to alleviating the abject poverty that’s driving some Somali’s to becoming pirates.

President Obama Proposes Bank Break-Up

US President Barack Obama has proposed limits to the size of banks to try to prevent future financial crises.

“Never again will the American taxpayer be held hostage by banks that are too big to fail,” Mr Obama said.

He recently announced a $117bn (£72bn) levy on banks to recoup money US taxpayers spent bailing out the banks.

US stocks – especially banks such as JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America – fell sharply as Mr Obama announced the sweeping new rules.

His proposals also include limits on the amount of risk banks can take, and banning retail banks from using their own money into risky financial transactions.

That prevents commercial banks from investing in hedge funds, private equity funds or engaging in so-called proprietary trading. Source: BBC.

At last some proposals which might actually prevent a recurrence of the recent banking crisis – however expect the banks to start using their financial muscle to persuade congress to water down Obama’s proposals. Now will Gordon Brown propose the same for our banks?

RBS Backs Kraft Takeover

The Royal bank of Scotland has loaned US company Kraft £630m to help finance its takeover of Cadbury. Source: The Guardian.

Absolutely nothing’s changed in the city its business as usually a profit at any means even in the case of the RBS which is 84% owned by us the tax payers – our money is being used to sack workers in the name of shareholders profit.

data.gov.uk

Web founder Tim Berners-Lee has unveiled his latest venture for the UK government, which offers the public better access to official data.

A new website, data.gov.uk, will offer reams of public sector data, ranging from traffic statistics to crime figures, for private or commercial use. Source: BBC.

Data.gov.uk is currently in beta but it certainly looks like becoming an invaluable source of government data.

Sugru

Sugru improving the comfort of a pair of shoes

Sugru improving the comfort of a pair of shoes

Ever had a pair of shoes that you love but are just uncomfortable then Sugru a sort of silicone clay could be the answer not only that Sugru helps you make things, softer, stronger, dryer, safer, better, repaired, comfier, quieter the list is endless.

Sugru is like modelling clay when you take it from its pack. Once it’s exposed to air, it cures to a tough flexible silicone overnight using the moisture in the air.

Sugru is designed to stick to as many other materials as possible. It forms a strong bond to aluminium, steel, ceramics, glass and other materials including plastics like Perspex.

Sugru is resistant from -60°C to + 180°C. It gets hot and cold but it won’t get softer or harder or melt.
Sugru is silicone, so it’s completely waterproof and durable outdoors. It’s easy to clean with soap and water, oh and it’s fine with sea water too!

When Sugru cures, it’s flexible rather than rigid. This means that you can repair things that need to be able to move like textiles, cables, or shoes.

Once it’s cured, Sugru is pretty much like other silicones – durable in the harsh soapy conditions of your washing machine and dishwasher. Source: Sugru.

Currently they’ve sold out and I’ve not been able to buy a batch so you’ll have to take their word for it – I’m waiting for their next batch there’s a pair of my wife’s shoes crying out for an application.

Hat Tip: Springwise.

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Business is Business and Jobs Are Gone

David Cumming, head of UK equities at Cadbury shareholder Standard Life, said that he would be backing the takeover.

“I won’t go against the view of Cadbury’s management,” he told the BBC.

“Kraft are getting a good deal. It’s sad that Cadbury is gone, but business is business.”

Kraft’s chairman and chief executive Irene Rosenfeld said the deal was good news for shareholders and staff. Source: BBC.

Bollocks – Job losses are”inevitability” at Cadbury after its takeover by US giant Kraft Foods, the UK firm’s chairman has confirmed to the BBC.

Good news for staff and shareholders – no it’s just good news for City Bankers and their fat bonuses and commissions.